Post by Matt on Jan 2, 2012 22:35:54 GMT
Out riding one day,
On his unicorn gay,
He found that most bearded of ladies.
Said he to the hag,
HEY REVAN, let's shag,
And that's how poor Byam got rabies.
As Revan escaped,
The lad shouted, "HEY WAIT"
"I want you to shag me some more."
But Revan said back,
"Lad, you've got a moustache
And that's something I simply deplore."
"But you did me before!"
Byam said to the whore,
She replied, "My lad, you're simply lyin',"
Byam retorted,
"You have a beard," (snorted),
And then poor miss Revan was cryin'.
'And, big fat lady,
Your pubes gave me rabies,
Which only a shag may repay.'
So Revan snapped open,
And Byam was hopin',
He wouldn't catch rabies again.
But when he awoke,
His proud unicorn spoke,
'Revan has left you, my dear.'
But Byam the lad,
My, wasn't he mad,
All foam at the mouth and the rear.
Then unicorn cried,
And suddenly died,
For a horror had cooked his goose.
Because Byam ran off,
Wearing no scraps of cloth,
With all the bits hanging and loose.
Byam, he shouted,
'REVAN, YOU SNOUTHEAD.
YOU KNOCKED ME STRAIGHT OUT WITH A ROOFIE.'
Then out of the blue,
Revan stepped through,
And claimed, 'I'm a fat dick, don't you see?'
And Byam went wild,
'YOU UNHOLY CHILD'
And bit Revan's balls off entire.
Revan's unholy seed,
Was what Byam did need,
To cure all that rabies, so dire.
But Revan the slut,
Escaped with no nuts,
Then died of rabies, days later.
Byam wept oceans,
Then had a strange notion,
Thought he, "I can prob'ly still date her."
But the unicorn gay,
Jumped in and cried "HEY,
Byam, I am frankly appalled."
But his motives were clear,
He slayed unicorn dear,
And mounted the head on his wall.
~Fin
On his unicorn gay,
He found that most bearded of ladies.
Said he to the hag,
HEY REVAN, let's shag,
And that's how poor Byam got rabies.
As Revan escaped,
The lad shouted, "HEY WAIT"
"I want you to shag me some more."
But Revan said back,
"Lad, you've got a moustache
And that's something I simply deplore."
"But you did me before!"
Byam said to the whore,
She replied, "My lad, you're simply lyin',"
Byam retorted,
"You have a beard," (snorted),
And then poor miss Revan was cryin'.
'And, big fat lady,
Your pubes gave me rabies,
Which only a shag may repay.'
So Revan snapped open,
And Byam was hopin',
He wouldn't catch rabies again.
But when he awoke,
His proud unicorn spoke,
'Revan has left you, my dear.'
But Byam the lad,
My, wasn't he mad,
All foam at the mouth and the rear.
Then unicorn cried,
And suddenly died,
For a horror had cooked his goose.
Because Byam ran off,
Wearing no scraps of cloth,
With all the bits hanging and loose.
Byam, he shouted,
'REVAN, YOU SNOUTHEAD.
YOU KNOCKED ME STRAIGHT OUT WITH A ROOFIE.'
Then out of the blue,
Revan stepped through,
And claimed, 'I'm a fat dick, don't you see?'
And Byam went wild,
'YOU UNHOLY CHILD'
And bit Revan's balls off entire.
Revan's unholy seed,
Was what Byam did need,
To cure all that rabies, so dire.
But Revan the slut,
Escaped with no nuts,
Then died of rabies, days later.
Byam wept oceans,
Then had a strange notion,
Thought he, "I can prob'ly still date her."
But the unicorn gay,
Jumped in and cried "HEY,
Byam, I am frankly appalled."
But his motives were clear,
He slayed unicorn dear,
And mounted the head on his wall.
~Fin
