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On my travels through the Internet... Jan 30, 2012 8:04:59 GMT

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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 30, 2012 8:04:59 GMT

... I came upon this:

Physiologus, an early Christian text compiled around the second century A.D. and a popular read in the Middle Ages, asserts that the ostrich incubates its eggs by staring at them. It was widely held at the time that vision was the effect of special "seeing" rays emanating from one's eyes; thus, the heat in the gaze of the ostrich hatched its chicks. The author of Physiologus presents this as an allegory to inspire worshippers to keep their eyes on Christ.

Heat vision. Ostriches and early Christians knew it was a real thing.

And apparently wanted to slow-roast Jesus with their eyes, I guess.

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 30, 2012 20:27:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 30, 2012 20:27:08 GMT You're mis-reading. it's not Superman's Heat Vision it's Loving Warmth. Although I'm not even sure if you're being serious so I won't even bother talking about metaphors.

Sawslig Steve. And William. Admin THE CRUNCH 100% I want to talk to you about my sperms. Posts: 2,053	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 0:19:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 0:19:01 GMT Ever tried to immolate a saviour using Loving Warmth?

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 3:42:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 3:42:28 GMT your trolling is just as bad as your playing.

Sawslig Steve. And William. Admin THE CRUNCH 100% I want to talk to you about my sperms. Posts: 2,053	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 4:01:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 4:01:18 GMT That wasn't trolling?

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 4:49:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 4:49:42 GMT You can't fool me, dawg...

Sawslig Steve. And William. Admin THE CRUNCH 100% I want to talk to you about my sperms. Posts: 2,053	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 5:02:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 5:02:56 GMT ... Damn? I guess?

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 5:24:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 5:24:27 GMT I got your number! your ass mind and soul belong to me now! Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!

Sawslig Steve. And William. Admin THE CRUNCH 100% I want to talk to you about my sperms. Posts: 2,053	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 6:21:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 6:21:40 GMT Oh yeah well your ribcage jumper doesn't make sense.

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 6:45:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 6:45:22 GMT en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Parka

Sawslig Steve. And William. Admin THE CRUNCH 100% I want to talk to you about my sperms. Posts: 2,053	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 7:53:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 7:53:38 GMT This does not explain his rbcage.

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 16:59:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 16:59:22 GMT He is a personification of Death.

Byamarro Helper This would be a faggotish Matt title. ,,Earth'' without ,,Art'' is just ,,Eh" Posts: 416	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 20:41:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Byamarro on Jan 31, 2012 20:41:32 GMT Looks like personification of shit with skeleton costume.

thedoktor Guest	On my travels through the Internet... Jan 31, 2012 21:51:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 21:51:43 GMT don't you have a German to be invaded by?

Matt Administrator The Awesome 90% Cool Posts: 1,000,495	On my travels through the Internet... Feb 1, 2012 6:05:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Matt on Feb 1, 2012 6:05:02 GMT now really. thats a bit far.
	Once, long ago, was a rake, Who had trained for six years to eat cake. Unfortunately, His grandfathers knee, Had been lost in a saltwater lake.

Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 30, 2012 8:04:59 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 30, 2012 20:27:08 GMT

Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 0:19:01 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 3:42:28 GMT

Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 4:01:18 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 4:49:42 GMT

Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 5:02:56 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 5:24:27 GMT

Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 6:21:40 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 6:45:22 GMT

Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Jan 31, 2012 7:53:38 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 16:59:22 GMT

Post by Byamarro on Jan 31, 2012 20:41:32 GMT

Post by thedoktor on Jan 31, 2012 21:51:43 GMT

Post by Matt on Feb 1, 2012 6:05:02 GMT