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wagon
Sept 27, 2012 6:42:08 GMT
Post by Matt on Sept 27, 2012 6:42:08 GMT
so i was playing super amazing wagon adventure. i caught cholera butluckily recovered will and steve were both gunned to death by a machine gun bandit. i killed a bear so some squirrels came after me then a buffalo gored me to death. well.
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wagon
Sept 27, 2012 9:50:41 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 27, 2012 9:50:41 GMT
Why weren't YOU gunned to death by a machine gun bandit?
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wagon
Sept 27, 2012 14:39:55 GMT
Post by Matt on Sept 27, 2012 14:39:55 GMT
pro dodging skills brah.
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wagon
Sept 27, 2012 15:47:54 GMT
Post by thedoktor on Sept 27, 2012 15:47:54 GMT
WHERE WAS I?
(was I the Machine Gun Bandit?)
also this sounds like Oregon Trial's Extreme Mountain Dew Brother
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wagon
Sept 27, 2012 16:01:23 GMT
Post by Matt on Sept 27, 2012 16:01:23 GMT
it really kind of is today i died by a meteor. steve got skunk asphyxiation william was killed by a buffalo that was on fire.
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wagon
Sept 27, 2012 16:12:17 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 27, 2012 16:12:17 GMT
GODDAMN I STILL DIED IN THE LEAST AWESOME WAY.
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wagon
Sept 29, 2012 15:53:19 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 29, 2012 15:53:19 GMT
OKAY ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR THIS.
Killed some bandits. Got to a river. Forded the river. Pirate ship blocked river. Said fuck you, killed pirate ship.
There were some buffalos.
Then. There were a lot of buffalos.
Then. BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO.
Then. The amount of buffalos was absurd.
Then there was a tornado.
It picked up the wagon...
And some buffalo.
Then, they saw a woman walking alone in a red dress. Stephen left the wagon to investigate.
Stephen died when a bullet entered her brain.
Stephen never returned to the wagon. So they left without her.
They reached a river. This river was too deep to ford.
They decided to swim under the river.
They fought a swarm of piranhas.
And poisonous jellyfish.
And angry narwhals.
A giant squid blocked their path.
A jet of squid ink disorientated Matt, causing him to fall off the wagon and drown.
Will saw a treasure chest and jumped off the wagon to investigate.
Will guessed that there was something super amazing in the treasure chest, but was hesitant to open it.
...
Will opened the treasure chest.
It was full of dinosaur eggs.
He threw his old pistol away and climbed out of the river. Now, instead of a gun, he throws pterosaur eggs at things. The eggs break into pterosaurs which kill other things.
There was a lot of llamas.
The smell of blood attracted wolves.
Will came upon a fur trader.
The fur trader offered to sell him faster wheels to make his wagon go faster.
Will decided to keep his animal hides.
It turns out a mountain nearby was an active volcano.
Will had to travel very quickly to outrun the lava.
Burning wolves charged out of the advancing lava.
A burning wolf charged through the wagon, tearing Will apart with its red-hot teeth.
~FIN
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 4:41:27 GMT
Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Sept 30, 2012 4:41:27 GMT
I found a unicorn. I decided to follow the unicorn into a magical field. Then I was ambushed by unicorns.
Unicorns everywhere.
Matt was stabbed and killed by a unicorn.
Then a dragon attacked and William and Stephen died from suffocation upon smelling their burning flesh.
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 4:54:41 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 30, 2012 4:54:41 GMT
I killed the dragon but it killed me at the same time.
:<.
Also, the Glitch is the best wagon.
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 7:47:37 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 30, 2012 7:47:37 GMT
xD.
SO BASICALLY. WHEN THE GUY TRIES TO SELL YOU FASTER WHEELS.
BUY THE FUCKING WHEELS. MAYBE IT WILL LET YOU OUTRUN THE VOLCANO.
First you have to outrun the lava tide. Then you have to dodge the animals outrunning the lava tide. Then flaming wolves start running out of the lava tide. And then it starts raining lava bombs from the sky.
And then more flaming wolves start running out of the lava tide.
On a different note, I made it past the bandits and the first river in a pink carriage drawn by a unicorn that shoots rainbows. Killed a lot of buffalo. Then killed a lot of flaming buffalo.
Then fell madly in love with Matt. Brought him a flower.
"I LOVE YOU TOO" said Matt. They returned to the wagon to... Relax.
Later on, Will had to relieve himself, so he left the wagon again.
...
There were zombies.
The disease had spread to animals too.
...
Will fought them off with a gun that shoots glitches.
Will couldn't believe what had just happened, or that he had survived it.
They reached a mountain pass.
They were running low on food so they hunted.
Llamas began to spit at the wagon.
...
The llamas stopped spitting when the wolves arrived.
The wolves ate Matt. And then Will at basically the same time, leaving a terrified (but pretty) Stephen to steer the wagon through the pass. Then Stephen accidentally picked up a sword, replacing the rainbow cannon.
Holy fucking carnage. Like four wolves at once. From all sides.
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 7:56:43 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 30, 2012 7:56:43 GMT
... What the fuck Will grew fond of Matt again and went to get him a flower. This is twice in a row.
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 9:22:02 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 30, 2012 9:22:02 GMT
xD! That night, Matt left the wagon to search for a flower for Will. Matt had grown very fond of Will during their travels.
WHAT THE FUCK, WAGON GAME. WHAT THE FUCK.
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 9:23:15 GMT
Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Sept 30, 2012 9:23:15 GMT
... Later that night, Matt had to leave the wagon again to relieve himself.
The buffalo were still angry.
Matt was crushed by an angry buffalo.
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wagon
Sept 30, 2012 14:44:15 GMT
Post by Matt on Sept 30, 2012 14:44:15 GMT
this game.
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wagon
Oct 1, 2012 1:40:31 GMT
Post by Blother Had Me Like on Oct 1, 2012 1:40:31 GMT
Where do i play this game
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