Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2017 3:23:39 GMT
It was a dark night on the Tellurian forums...
Will had just finished kicking some pleb ass in a multiplayer match with the horrendous Nirvana (THAT'S ME), the absolute worst IC player ever. The match ended with Nirvana's base completely covered with 40 Feet of Pure Nudity as he begged Will to destroy his Lab.
Will, triumphant after his victory, made his way home with a mighty swagger. He walked in through the door and turned on the lights. He was greeted with a surprise: Revan had returned. He was sitting on Will's couch, with a red cashmere robe on and a rose in his mouth. Through the rose, Revan softly spoke, "I have returned, darling. Let's have it be like ol' times..."
Will was shocked. He quickly replied with, "...what the Jesus Christing fuck are you doing here?"
"Oh, darling," said Revan. "I'm sorry I ever banned you. Let's make sweet hot love."
Will smiled. He was about to have the best night of his life.
Will began to open the gun safe, but before he had finished inputting the combination, Nirvana woke up from his wet dream, the creepy piece of shit.
Will had just finished kicking some pleb ass in a multiplayer match with the horrendous Nirvana (THAT'S ME), the absolute worst IC player ever. The match ended with Nirvana's base completely covered with 40 Feet of Pure Nudity as he begged Will to destroy his Lab.
Will, triumphant after his victory, made his way home with a mighty swagger. He walked in through the door and turned on the lights. He was greeted with a surprise: Revan had returned. He was sitting on Will's couch, with a red cashmere robe on and a rose in his mouth. Through the rose, Revan softly spoke, "I have returned, darling. Let's have it be like ol' times..."
Will was shocked. He quickly replied with, "...what the Jesus Christing fuck are you doing here?"
"Oh, darling," said Revan. "I'm sorry I ever banned you. Let's make sweet hot love."
Will smiled. He was about to have the best night of his life.
Will began to open the gun safe, but before he had finished inputting the combination, Nirvana woke up from his wet dream, the creepy piece of shit.
