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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:18:34 GMT
I find it to be a very interesting psychological phenomenon. Since a rhiniger is a horribly useless creature, I think it might be tapping into your subconsciousness. Let me explain. The name rhiniger can be easily divided into two halves, the first one being rhi, and the second being niger. Rhi sounds awfully similar to Rho, a greek letter. If you delve into history, you'll notice that the ancient Greek culture had extensive interactions with north africa, home of the negrids. These were usually trading meetings, with Greeks buying food, dyes and slaves from the negrids. Of course, the negrids never bought Greek slaves, as Greeks were superior to them in every way. This brings me to the second part of the word; niger. As you have already read above, negrids are black people. Today, they are called niggers by racists and emo scotsmen in general. Note that the part of your liked animal does have a typo which is similar in nature to the one you made with Rho. Having two typos in the same word derived from your subconsciousness, one can only ascertain that you subconsciously made those two mistakes on purpose. This either means that you're compensating for something, or are just stupid in general. In order for the former claim to be true, you'd first need to do something incredibly smart before compensating for it with stupidity. Currently, there is no evidence of a deed that great, so it appears that the latter claim is indeed correct. So, after such an in-depth psychological analysation, I present to you my scientifically proven conclusions: a) You most likely have a Greek ancestor which you met and have subconscious cravings for (this may or may not be of incestoral nature) b) You are racist and/or raciophobic. c) Your intelligence is most probably impeded. d) There is a small chance of you secretly being an emo Scottish person. I am an idiot. Thank You and good night. This is going too far Lester
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:23:57 GMT
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:26:07 GMT
I just kicked you guys out since you were messing with my parents files, now that's a great reason to kick someone...
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:27:58 GMT
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:28:46 GMT
Chorus How long how long will I slide Separate my side I don’t I don’t believe it’s bad Slit my throat It’s all I ever
I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up it brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I’ve got to take it on the otherside
Centuries are what it meant to me A cemetery where I marry the sea Stranger things could never change my mind I’ve got to take it on the otherside Take it on the otherside Take it on Take it on
Chorus
Pour my life into a paper cup The ashtray’s full and I’m spillin’ my guts She wants to know am I still a slut I’ve got to take it on the otherside
Scarlet starlet and she’s in my bed A candidate for my soul mate bled Push the trigger and pull the thread I’ve got to take it on the otherside Take it on the otherside Take it on Take it on
Chorus
Turn me on take me for a hard ride Burn me out leave me on the otherside I yell and tell it that It’s not my friend I tear it down I tear it down And then it’s born again
Chorus
How long I don’t believe it’s bad Slit my throat It’s all I ever
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:30:08 GMT
Dear Diary:
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs Like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course, "Stabeddy Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't Get my hair to do that flippy thing either. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days you know...
'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming too if You looked just like me I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face ahm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'Cause I feel real deep when ahm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, Most just call me a fag 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, And our chicks look like dykes 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo
ahm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister's mascara now ahm grounded for a week. Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, It's never any fun. They say they already have a pussy, They don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss, You know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing hold of me and tightening it's grip, Tighter than a pair of My little sister's jeans... Which look great on me by the way.
When I get depressed I cut my Wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting Dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and Wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black And cry during classes ahm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth, You can read me "Catcher in the Rye", and watch me jack off. I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!
I look like ahm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hit my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo
My parents just don't get me, you know. They think ahm gay just because They saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000's. Can't 2... or 4 dudes make-out with Each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, Sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, You're my best friend...
Now add that to a Scotsman and it's you, you racist.
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:31:57 GMT
Shut up, It's just a song I'm listening to. Why don't you fuck a dolphin visser?
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:33:38 GMT
You'd like to see that, wouldn't you?
OK, but just don't cum all over my face.
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:35:50 GMT
Can you look at my files now?
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:37:00 GMT
Yes, I'm currently loading your parents' comp with lesbian wombat porn.
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:37:50 GMT
No you can't, your not in my network so hah!
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:38:20 GMT
That's what you think.
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:39:43 GMT
You can't though, your not in my network...
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Jul 30, 2011 21:41:06 GMT
Well, when your parents start to ask you about your sudden love of wombat vagina action, don't say I didn't warn you.
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Post by crocodile on Jul 30, 2011 21:42:22 GMT
Where is this crap? I doubt it even exists...
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