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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 29, 2011 7:15:37 GMT
Duh. It's spelled Scientician.
Where did you FIND these people?
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Mar 29, 2011 7:17:32 GMT
Duh. It's spelled Scientician. Where did you FIND these people? #hard-light, the place of the most brilliant intellectual conversation in the universe. Behold: [22:40] <redsniper> I see, what you are doing there [22:40] <Hero_Swe> Gangrape School 1 [22:40] <ragingloli> Crimson Climax [22:40] <sigtau> are these all hentai [22:40] <ragingloli> Inyouchuu [22:40] <sigtau> because they sure as hell sound like it [22:41] <Hero_Swe> Viper STS [22:41] <Hero_Swe> Hunting For Bankunyuu Maids 2 [22:41] <ragingloli> Forbidden Love [22:41] <Hero_Swe> Innocent Blue [22:41] <ragingloli> Oni Chichi [22:41] <Hero_Swe> Kangoku Senkan [22:42] <Hero_Swe> Rape Rape Rape [22:42] <ragingloli> Words Worth [22:42] <Hero_Swe> My Classmates Mother [22:42] <ragingloli> Hatsu Inu [22:42] <Hero_Swe> Aniyome wa Ijippari [22:42] <ragingloli> Resort Boin
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 29, 2011 7:19:14 GMT
Heh, heh, heh. Hard light.
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Post by BAM CROMBIE'D on Mar 29, 2011 7:52:57 GMT
Shut up, Mut. Lester gets to point that out. Now to demolish your science. You can't demolish facts, fool. Try winning tournies when your aces get cracked 5 times in a row. I thought so. Of course, this is all irrelevant, since it comes down to a combination of micro, hand-to-hand combat and my ability to be generally frickin' awesome, not my poker skills. And you know I kick all your arses when it comes to those. Plus I have tiger blood. no u So despite the fact that my personal surroundings consist mainly of spikes and the piled skulls of enemies that I have torn apart with my bare hands (and the occasional mooselob), I only get SIX bonus points for difficulty and my stompability is still only 50 Doms. You've got work to do, sonny. I have natural body armour. I just took it off for that cube vid because I didn't want to frighten you lot. I assume that helps.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 29, 2011 8:12:27 GMT
Still lost. You can't demolish facts, fool.
You're confusing degree of difficulty with risk factor-- your hand-to-hand combat skills don't factor into d, only into R. Difficulty is more related to your environment and your ability to dodge attacks (Low. =P). However, d is naturally linked with R to a degree-- a high enough level of difficulty implies a risk of serious personal injury resulting from a failed attempt. I.e. if your opponent lives in a lava lake on a special lava stool which is immune to the lava's lavaey wrath, the degree of difficulty is very high, because that tiny stool has only a small surface area to stomp on, and R is thus raised, because if you miss, you're in trouble (as lava is notoriously difficult to stomp on).
Furthermore, you didn't tear anyone apart, you big fraud. I saw the receipt in your bin. You bought those human skulls from Ikea.
Black spandex oozing from your pores also doesn't count as natural body armour.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 29, 2011 8:16:21 GMT
Oh, uh, for the record, the map isn't biased against England. It's biased against France. Your fault for parking so close to them.
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Post by BAM CROMBIE'D on Mar 29, 2011 9:35:10 GMT
Still lost. You can't demolish facts, fool. >losing due to lack of skill >losing due to being unlucky Stop begging the question, fool. I'm a winner at cash games, but donkaments are a whole new ball game. Fool rating: major fool I mentioned both, fool: "I only get SIX bonus points for difficulty and my stompability is still only 50 Doms." Fool rating: semi-retarded illiterate donkey I SOLD them to Ikea under the pretense of modern furniature to quell the suspicions of my neighbours pertaining to the growing pile in my backyard. Double fool. Fool rating: james cameronThe plates just popped out for me. How could you mess the process up? The instructions were simple. You must be a fool. Fool rating: lower australian I'll let you off on this one, but you've ammassed enough fool points for it to make basically no difference. Final fool rating: higher australian also lol at this whole discussion we're both fools
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 29, 2011 11:28:30 GMT
>losing due to lack of skill >losing due to being unlucky >Common factor: Losing
Don't sugar coat it. =P.
Why mention difficulty counter at all, then...? Silly Mut. Science is for grown-ups ^.^.
Instructions? For a natural process?
... Yeah, I threw mine out xD.
AANYWAY! Bottom line is. As grand high sciencier and in my capacity as metaphysical lizard, I hearby decree that your stompability coefficient is 0.29.
ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS?
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Post by Matt on Mar 29, 2011 14:44:53 GMT
I just reeeally want to say this. Completely irrelevant. Mut fool rating: Dan Quayle.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 29, 2011 15:38:17 GMT
I fucking love you. In a platonic manner. But still.
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Post by BAM CROMBIE'D on Mar 29, 2011 18:20:37 GMT
>losing due to lack of skill >losing due to being unlucky >Common factor: Losing Don't sugar coat it. =P. no u "I'm a winner at cash games, but donkaments are a whole new ball game." Allow me to explain the scienceā¢ to you. Suckouts are actually a sign that you're doing it right, because it means you were a favourite when all the money/chips went in. Case in point: Last night, I was in the 3k rebuy in 29th place out of 107. Blinds are 300/600 and I have a stack of 11700. I'm in the small blind and get QQ. Given that there were 3 callers and I really want to be heads up to maximise my chances of winning, I open shove. I get called by K9o which puts me at around a 70% chance of winning. What does the flop bring? A king, which means I'm almost drawing dead. Since I don't improve, I'm out. See? Didn't do anything wrong; still lost. "However, d is naturally linked with R to a degree-- a high enough level of difficulty implies a risk of serious personal injury resulting from a failed attempt." thou art a true fool whenst thou ist hoisted upon thy own petard >implying there is a contradiction It was only a matter of concentrating on bringing them out, anyway. Durr. You clearly couldn't handle the weight. Undeveloped bone structure 'n all that. Debate skills are now added to the stompability equation, which means I own more than before. Here is the revised equation: Sc = 100 S / R*d*m*h*a*Ds where m = micro skills, h = hand-to-hand combat skills, a = ability to be generally frickin' awesome and Ds = debate skills and the ability to impale puglin with my acerbic wit. All additional scales are out of 100. S has been multiplied by 100 to take into account all the extra factors. Thanks to scienceā¢, I am able to plug in the following numbers, having calculated them with the greatest possible accuracy: R = 95 Doms d = 9 m = 93 h = 97 a = 100 Ds =97 Accepting your horribly biased stompability of 87, we find that my stompability coefficient is 1.163x10^-5. Not as low as I would've liked, but it'll do. I just reeeally want to say this. Completely irrelevant. Mut fool rating: Dan Quayle. hexplain since i r nub n dunt get eet
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Post by Matt on Mar 29, 2011 18:55:49 GMT
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Post by BAM CROMBIE'D on Mar 29, 2011 21:49:28 GMT
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MERRY CROMBMAS!
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Mar 30, 2011 5:59:35 GMT
I love it how we're using Doms as measurement units <3
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 30, 2011 8:11:37 GMT
I wouldn't say the dodo bird really did anything wrong, either. Apart from being delicious, which was obviously their fault.
Why are you employing hand-to-hand skills in order to combat being Stomped? You don't fight back when you're being stomped. Hell, why do ANY of these factors come into being stomped? Your equation is more lacking than your basic knowledge of DAN QUAYYYLE.
I think we'd better stick to the Waffleiron and keep the science kits away from Muttykins. Poor fella. I've seen this before-- stomp denial. The person in question is so terrified of being stomped that they do anything-- including altering the laws of physics-- to lower their stomp coefficient. Sadly, while hypothetically promising, this rarely works in practice.
Basically that's just to make sure you can't have a super-high degree of difficulty multiplied by zero.
Shall I call the leading stomp-scienticians from the University of Leeds, and have them come and show you the errors of your ways? Professor Bigfoot has a most persuasive way of demonstrating stompability, and his treatise on the relationship between jump height and blood-spatter radius is simply genius.
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