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Post by BAM CROMBIE'D on Mar 30, 2011 12:11:01 GMT
I wouldn't say the dodo bird really did anything wrong, either. Apart from being delicious, which was obviously their fault. Be content to miss the point. You can pretend it's over your head if you want. Already explained. It's more down to those than it is to poker skills, thus, it's more accurate. Thus, it is an improvement. And you don't fight back when you're being stomped? Yeah, YOU might not 'cos you know it's futile, but for those of us that have a chance, it's the obvious thing to do. Clearly you have stomp coefficient envy. Through my powers I can discern that you were badly stomped as a child. Release your latent anger, son; it ain't doing you any good. Just don't release it on someone who could stomp you. That would be counterproductive. Yeah, no other correlation whatsoever despite your express words to the contrary. And simple logic. The only good thing to come out of Leeds is the road that takes you away from it. We should probably stop trolling/spamming now. I'm bored.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 30, 2011 14:37:32 GMT
You don't seem to appreciate the fact that stomping is a serious business, son.
I should know, I invented it and it's subject to my every overly-contrived whim.
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Post by BAM CROMBIE'D on Mar 30, 2011 18:42:08 GMT
You don't seem to appreciate the fact that stomping is a serious business, son. I should know, I invented it and it's subject to my every overly-contrived whim. >son >3 years your elder also you cheater almost as bad as matt hacking titles ...almost
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Mar 30, 2011 23:06:50 GMT
Shut up, Mut. Lester gets to point that out. Now to demolish your science. Plainly from the stomp-distribution diagram, your stompability is in the 80's, possibly bordering 90. Let's say 87. Risk factor from stomping Mut... Weeeellllll... Hard to say, really. Working on the assumption that you aren't poisonous/don't have asper blood (acquire some, if you can), the risk factor of stomping you lies mainly in your poker ability. Imagine, if you will, scenario A. You walk into a room, with the intent of crushing the occupant 'neath your anvil shoes. Your motive is unimportant. Perhaps he has been solving rubix cubes, and this enrages you, because whilst you're an exemplary stomper, you lack any mental attributes, per se. You find the occupant (henceforthtobeknown as Bastardface, to shield the involved parties... By the way, your name is Hurpston. You're welcome) playing his piano. He does it well, and for this, he must be stomped. You raise your anvil shoes for a rousing double-stomp, but stop, feet inches from his nose, when he pivots on his seat to stare you in the eye. His poker face is unreadable. YOU PANIC. Your soul now belongs to Bastardface, due to science. Basically, Mut, your risk factor is inherently dependant on your ability to win at poker. From what I've heard, you mostly lose. But the consequences in the event that you Don't lose are quite extreme, so you get perhaps a 50 Dom rating. Degree of difficulty... Well, you live in a city, so geographically the only danger is that the city is on an island. Which is rather helpful. Furthermore, your personal surroundings consist mainly of spikes and piled skulls-- a serious slipping hazard to the inexperienced stomper and his (misguided) belief that shoes with flat metal soles are ideal for stomping missions. So about 6 Bonus Points there. This gives you a Stomp Coefficient of approximately 30*, which is actually quite appreciable. Try to improve your Sc by moving to less hospitable climes, or evolving spikes. *Subject to seasonal change. I love how western Australia is almost completely outside of the stomp zone. You nub. Well, at least I'm not TOO stompable.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Mar 31, 2011 3:19:15 GMT
I know. Trollolololol. Americans are pretty unstompable though, due to their large body-radius and fat's inert elasticity-- you can stomp them, but they don't Stay stomped. Like stomping jelly made of kevlar.
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Mar 31, 2011 3:34:10 GMT
But I'm not fa--no, wait. I'll just let you THINK that I'm fat so you won't try to stomp me. HaHA!
Wait, shit.
I'll go quietly. Make it quick. D:
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Mar 31, 2011 7:06:35 GMT
Holy crap I just realised that that map doesn't have Croatia. The map is incorrect, therefore leaving me out of the stomping zones and bringing western australia to the spotlight.
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Post by Matt on Mar 31, 2011 14:37:43 GMT
It does. It's just covered by the big red stompspot.
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Mar 31, 2011 23:08:07 GMT
Enjoy your stomp, Lester.
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Apr 1, 2011 5:49:01 GMT
It does. It's just covered by the big red stompspot. It doesn't.
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Apr 1, 2011 5:55:45 GMT
Pugleeee. Post original map pl0x. Wes has gots to settles this har thang.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Apr 1, 2011 5:58:30 GMT
It does. Alternatively, Croatia got stomped by Italy. Which is the price you pay for living next to a giant fuckoff boot.
In this case... I'm not sure if you still exist, Lester, but if you do: LOL PWNT. BY ITALY. FUCK YOUR LIFE.
That's what she said. As if she even needed to ask. BD.
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Apr 1, 2011 6:50:57 GMT
Fuck no.
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Post by Sawslig Steve. And William. on Apr 1, 2011 12:27:40 GMT
How embarrassing for you.
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Post by MERRY CROMBMAS! on Apr 1, 2011 19:05:10 GMT
How embarrassing for you. Fuck no was the only appropriate response as you didn't actually present any arguments, thus proving you were wrong.
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